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my poem - 2007/05/15 19:54 Mother's Day poem from Dale Earnhardt Jr. to Teresa Earnhardt:

Stepmommy Dearest, I wish to say,
That I hope you have a happy Mother's Day,
But let us forgo the hugging and embracing,
'Cause I'm leaving you for Childress Racing.

I learned life's lessons upon your knee,
You made me cornbread and sweet tea,
I can't tell you all you've meant,
But I'm outta here unless I get 51 percent

I bring you flowers, I bring you candy,
I bring you a bottle of the finest French brandy,
Now pour a glass and drink it dry,
'Cause now there's no DE in your DEI.
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Re:my poem - 2007/05/15 22:02 I love it!!
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Re:my poem - 2007/05/15 23:14 Classic
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Re:my poem - 2007/05/15 23:49 I Luv IT!!!!
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Re:my poem - 2007/05/16 02:40 Hilarious. Nice work.
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Re:my poem - 2007/05/16 03:02 That was the best ever!!!
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Re:my poem - 2007/05/16 16:07 That is some good stuff there.
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Re:my poem - 2007/05/18 23:21 Love The Poem
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