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Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/25 05:19 The Laws of The Earnhardt Nation are as follows;

1)All questions, to who will win? will be answered in some form of reference to Dale Earnhardt Junior

2) The Voice of The Nation (J Pat) is not to be questioned. I am all knowing on matters of The Nation.

3)Race day is to be treated as a Sabath if not a full blown Mardi Gras style holiday.

4)Never speak of the numbers that come after 23 and 47 unless it is during restricter plate races and we need their help.

5)Men you must remove your hat whenever the number "3" is spoken out loud.

6-A)Females of majority age you must remove your tops anytime the number "8" is spoken out loud. Blood relatives of "The Voice" will be directed to ignore this law and my mother in law.

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In fairness to the females of the Nation- All cute men should drop their pants whenever the number "8" is spoken out loud.

7)www.earnhardtnation.com will be the only home page allowed on the computers of The Nation.

8)gentleman? what are you waiting for? See .. 6

9)Anyone meeting "The Voice" at a race for the first time must present him with a cold beer to honor his great wisdom. You will be thanked in the following way. "My loyal member of the nation I thank you and I honor you with the .............". Then to the men the number "3' will be spoken out loud". (couldn't see this coming could you?) To the women the number "8" will be spoken out loud.

10) All members must now go forth and spread my wisdom throughout the racing world.

11) An attack upon any member of The Nation is to be treated as an attack upon all members

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/25 09:31 Amen to that brother...Im a big fav. of 6-A tho..

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/30 05:03 most men are....lol

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/30 09:28 I sure hope so...

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/31 00:47 Are you sure about that diehard....lol just kidding. I have to give you a little crap every once and a while.

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/31 08:14 I think you giving me crap would look bad.lol..But i do know what you mean tho.

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/31 08:51 diehardJRfan wrote:
I think you giving me crap would look bad.lol..quote]

lol...that was a good one....

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/31 08:51 diehardJRfan wrote:
I think you giving me crap would look bad.lol..quote]

lol...that was a good one....

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/31 09:28 Man, you guys are just ganging up on me because I'm not a Jr fan.....lol j/k

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/31 16:39 gdawg1 wrote:
Man, you guys are just ganging up on me because I'm not a Jr fan.....lol j/k

if you haven't noticed Jr fans have to stick together these days...everyone thinks we're going to turn on him....got to prove we're with him for the long haul....

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/07/31 20:05 I'm glad to see all you loyal Jr fans. I've actually seen too many turn there heads away because of this. Just like I've seen people refuse to watch NASCAR because of Toyota and the COT, it's sad that people don't have the heart to just stick with it...

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/08/03 08:44 I agree with both of you guys. Like I have said in posts about tis topic that I hate seeing Jr. fans leave just because he is changing teams, sponsors,etc. To go with the team thing. Just because he is going o be Gordons teammate doesnt mean you have to root for Gordon or Jimmie. If any Jr. fans are leaving him for any reason that are like thiis or remotely close to these are not true Jr. fans. True Jr. fans stick with him in team changes, sponsor changes, through rough times and the good times. Do you think Jr. was going to have Bud as his sponsor for life? At least I didnt think so. I will get off my soap box now.

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/08/03 09:38 You're right diehard. Why do you have a soap box though? lol

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/08/03 09:46 I dont have one it was just a figure of speech my friend. -Madden

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/08/03 12:26 I figured you would know by now when I am using sarcasim. Oh well, I'm finshed with this forum anyways.

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Re:Laws of the Earnhardt Nation - 2007/08/04 00:53 Oh I know ur sarcasim. I just like making it look like I dont!!Ok im done here.

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